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Andy Hayman, the Grand Guffaw of the Murdoch Empire

Out of the mire that is the ‘Phone Hacking Scandal’, one of the people who have proven to be the Jar Jar Binks of this saga, is Andy Hayman, former Met Police Assistant Commissioner.

His outstanding performance before the Home Affairs Select Committee this week demonstrated beyond all doubt the reason why this buffoon is a ‘dodgy geezer’.

Can I just draw your attention to Andy Binks’ response to the question of whether he had ever taken a bribe: ‘I can’t believe you suggested that!’ Why can’t he believe that? Given the circumstances…

Mr. Hayman resigned in 2007 following dodgy email and text in a very dodgy context, dodgy expenses, following accusations of a dodgy inquiry into dodgy copper Ali Dezaei, dodgy handling of the investigation of the Stockwell Tube Shooting of an innocent man, a dodgy investigation into phone hacking at the News of the World, then, while leading the investigation, a dodgy dinner meeting with the people he was investigating, and he now WRITES AS A COLUMNIST for The Times (Murdoch owned, of course).

Andy Hayman, it has nothing to do with your accent, the reason you were referred to as a dodgy geezer, is..BECAUSE YOUR A DODGY GEEZER.

He said he would eat his words if there were any new evidence in the Hacking cases…well, I fear the upcoming inquiries may very well serve up a nice plate of deep-fried corrupt-must-be-pursued-without-favour-or-fear, with a side order of regardless-of-the-repercussions wontons.

Enjoy Andy! because, I’m looking forward to you being roasted and shish kebabed!